Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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