I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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