my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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