is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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