yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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