I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Green mimosas i think yes
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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