everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Barsexuality is the new black.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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