I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
We need to rekindle our bromance
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
