I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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