you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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