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Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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