i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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