I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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