I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize