Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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