Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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