she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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