Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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