The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
