just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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