I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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