idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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