please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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