I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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