i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have fence marks all over my body
I want to fling myself into the sun
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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