He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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