He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
do herpes really smell.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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