Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
please don't ironically join a cult
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