This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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You. Win. At. Life.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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