i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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