then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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