Its about making memories worth repressing
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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