Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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