Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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