Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You can't just leave with hair like that
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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