Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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