Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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