.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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