Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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