Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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