Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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