i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
