There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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