butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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