escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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