are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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