Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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