He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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