did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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