The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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