You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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