I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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