these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
