He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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