I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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