This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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