More tranny stories later!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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