this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
