I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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